Juuuuust in case you couldn’t tell by the way you have been slurring your words, tripping on your feet and insisting on singing as loudly and publicly as possible for the past couple of hours, you might need an iPhone to tell you that you are drunk. I mean, those other factors should really have clued you in, but if you’re a skeptic and need more concrete proof than vomiting pure gin, or you are suspicious that someone has spiked the punch at your toddler’s birthday party then you should probably install this application.
It’s called Last Call; it calculates your blood alcohol content based on how much you drink, what exactly you’re drinking and how much you weigh. Also, according to Wired, there is a button to find and call a taxi service as well as a directory of local DUI lawyers if you decide not to utilize the cab button.
Is this supposed to encourage responsible drinking? I don’t really know. Is the lawyer directory a joke? I sure hope so, not only because it suggests a high likelihood of people driving drunk, but also, it’s just not very funny.